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"Spokane Hates Me: Communiques from an Exiled Hillyardite" is a collection of funny, inflammatory, and infinitely readable stories by Commander Conrad Evarts. No, he's not the third man to walk on the moon. He's a third generation Hillyardite who bought the hype "if you work hard enough in 'merica, you can get what you want." He did, and now he wants to save his people from the soul-swallowing dollar bill mill. Described as a "world-class smartass" and "a correspondent with a heart" his love and hate mail fill similarly sized lawn and leaf bags. Armed with a Spokane Community College education and a Jesus complex, he's discovered the keyboard truly is mightier than the switchblade. Here's what the Spokanese have to say about Commander Conrad: "Commander Conrad Evarts is Gonzo with a capital G."-Tom Grant, Spokane Mayoral Candidate. " Commander Conrad] has become just a Geek in a Heap."-Doug Clark, Spokesman Review. "What you have here is malicious mischief."-Mark Ray, owner of 13 Spokane-area McDonald's. "Get a rope-and make sure it's made from recycled ponchos."-Daniel J. Barrett, Proud Spokanite. Now it's your turn to board the last train to Hatesville Read on 'merica