内容简介：
Hello. This book is not for everyone. This is not a typical fantasy novel, and there is no guarantee you will get what you expected. Inside you will find magic, adventure, violence, humans, bitchy little elves, blue people who have flying eyes for pets, flame-shrimp, demons, crazy old mages, trolls raised by humans, kingdoms in peril, demi-gods and murderers, tiger-knights, soul-lights, and other things you may not be ready for. However, if this sounds like something you can handle, please continue. We claim no responsibility for what happens as a result of your reading this book, and we don't guarantee that all the characters you like will make it to the end, though they might, we're not telling. Enjoy.