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Learn from my follies What did I encounter in my time on this planet? A crazed mother, her depraved boyfriend, my dear manic aunt, an over zealous speech therapist, a pot smoking plumber, a silver tongued corporate mogul and my own foolish choices-yes, they all contributed to my difficulty. Of course, my mother never wanted a girl-that was the first glitch- but what could I do? There I was. I tried my best to please her-a hapless job from which I was soon fired. But the fact is she never succeeded in putting out my fire or dampening my lust. Accompanied by my doughty terrier, I came full circle in the journey to discover what is most precious.