内容简介：
Something seriously funny is going on in the streets of New Orleans and it's up to Detective Battistella and his chief to find out what and stop it before it's too late. From the French Quarter to the Garden District, it's a wild ride in search of the pirate Lafitte's ancient buried treasure. Ruthie the duck lady and Lydia the librarian are just two of the Crescent City characters who know what's about to happen. Will Detective Battistella figure out the rest and save the world for democracy and straight people?